homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

peet4s-bunns:

peet4s-bunns:

peet4s-bunns:

So, one of my friends was walking down the street and she saw Aladdin in a chipotle

You think I’m joking don’t you